Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
Top 10 Halloween Things…
Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty…10. She’s a goblin!9. I’d like to get...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go...
Real news headlines 12
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!