Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...
Universal Grade Change Form
____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
Recently seen
|Recently seen on a card…Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those...
More cool bumper stickers!
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.There’s too much blood...
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...