Clinton Strikes again
The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
Iraqi vs. American
Iraqi vs. American Average Iraqi Has visited the convergence of the Tigris and Euphrates,...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.