Blonde Sky Divers
|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls...
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Become more effective
|The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details....
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...