Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
The new father!
A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked...
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...