Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....