YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill...
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who…
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who wereordered to take a Caribbean...
The Wish…..
There was this boy that lived with his mother.One night the boy woke up...
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...