Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
The Doctor was puzzled
|The Doctor was puzzled “I’m very sorry but I can’t diagnose your trouble, Mahoney....
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...