I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed…
This joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand...
You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...
Remember when…..
Remember when……..A computer was something on TV froma science fiction show of notea window...
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian….
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15...