What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
What do you call a gay Indian?
What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
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A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
MasterCard for Men
You’ve all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial...
Candidate’s shootout
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...