Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15...
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...