Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Tell Me
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...