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Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
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One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
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Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the…
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