You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...