Late Payment Letter
Gentlemen:I have just received your letter in regards to the bill I owe you....
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Yo\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’ mama\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s so fat…
Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
Not Just Sex
They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...