Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
Her father was very angry when he heard that his…
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...