Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Blonde Friday
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Playtonic relationship
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment.”Mrs Smith, do you...
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...