The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...