I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...