Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
|9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.” 8. Traces of kitty litter in...
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...