Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
We’re Rangers!
True story: A friend’s mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
A new bucket
The ‘Kentucky Fried Chicken’ franchise has a new Bucketof Chicken out. It’s called the...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
Cowboy jokes
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the...
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...