Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Idaho Crazy Law
Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. Illegal for a man to...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
Traveling Saleman.
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife...
Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker