Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
A walking economy
|This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He...
See Model Home
Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home?Man: I sure would,...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Economics ruins life
|Economics is ruining your life when…- I tried to calculate my 3 year old...