When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
It’s the way you say it
… A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
Without Woman
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a...
Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods…
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit...
The new CIA agents
|Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents. They finally...