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Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
Going to Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section....
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...