Appear on television
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
Going to Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section....
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Misunderstanding terms
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...