if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
Blondes dumb?!?!?
Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Chain Letter Type IV
Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote....
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye…
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...