Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.