On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
Another Chicken Joke
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken’s day off!
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...