The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Little Johnny and Sex Education
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
Men’s Bathroom Etiquette! (classic)
Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures...
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...