Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
Chapter Eleven
Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now...
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try…
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So...
What does a camera and a condom have in common?
What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic...
Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...
Card games
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left...