Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
Wandering Tribes
Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...