It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
She Fetches All
Gena is such a good wife. Why, just let her husband get home late...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery…
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She’s laid on a...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...