97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
Bear jokes 02
|: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Yabba Dabba
If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it...
Clinton Q -n A’s!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...