Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...