Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
The Numbers of the Beast
The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Historic Custer battle
|The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during the war.Some...