Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives…
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Does your wife ever …...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....