You’ve changed my mind
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Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
Emacs acronyms
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They use snail varnish!
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Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...