Golf “is” a Drag!
Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order…
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...