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“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
A thin mouse!
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Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
The great escape!
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a...
Fortune Cookie….
The Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie We know where you...
The real Joe Schmoe!
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But...
The black baby.
Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea?...
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of Baywatch…
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of “Baywatch”have joined forces to create...