Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students…
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked...
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
I Love You
English….. Spanish….. Te Amo French…… Je T’aime German…… Ich Liebe Dich Japanese…. Ai Shite...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
The guide to women
|A MAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING: I JUST NEED SOME...
I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...