I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
you can blow up the tyres
|A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a...
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls…
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local...
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...