Bear Hunt
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...
Man On Bridge
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing...
Client Bill
A well known rich businessman’s wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy…
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom,...