Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
A new Priest.
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A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
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Say When Giving Birth
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What do you call a dog…
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Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?
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It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Birth Control Pills At 72?
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