The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
A dubious remedy
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...