Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Dimple and Flat Forehead
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...