From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided…
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.He was a...
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts…
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to...