Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
Getting The Story Straight
When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young...
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...