Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Logical?
In a restroom at IBM’s Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
21 types of pissers!
21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN’S ROOM!EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted...
A great way to spend eternity
A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of...