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Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
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What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...
Have you Ever…
Have you ever smelled mothballs????I was just wondering how you would get their little...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
Befuddled PC Users…
Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Lines, and no Question Seems to be Too Basic...