100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
Sex Education
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
A Girl Scout troop leader…
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
If You Love Something….
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and...
The Perfect Day – Him and Her
The Perfect Day – Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5...
The “Perfect” Day!
The Perfect Day According To…HER8:45 – Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 – 5...